User blog:DoomyBoy/Elite Gems introduction: Calcite

In the northernmost part of homeworld

"How did we get stuck with this job." Said a Peridot as she pushed a large, frozen hunk of steel "Up here in the coldest part of homeworld working for his royal shortness."

A Bismuth stopped pounding her sheet of metal. "D-don't say that...he might hear!" She looked around panicing "He's a elite..."

"Yeah Yeah he's a 'Elite', Puhlease!" Peridot leaned against the steel "Did it ever occur to you that it's been nearly 2500 YEARS since any of them went on a mission? He's a HASBEEN! I don't care what the stories say. He's barely three feet tall and he decided to be male! what kind of gem WANTS to be..."

"If you have a problem, I could get you a nice transfer." Peridot gulped as she turned to see Calcite standing behind her. "Maybe waste disposal in the human zoo would better suit you. Or perhaps I could send you to the Kryon Colony since you enjoy the cold so much."

"N-no sir...I, uh, I enjoy my job here, I...I really like..."

"Stop groveling, it's pathetic." Calcite began to walk away "Just keep in mind that without me, you gen-2 Peridots wouldn't be able to walk." Peridot's limb enhancer glowed white "By the way..." her enhancer punched her in the face "Why you hitting yourself."

"My lord" said a Pearl "A message from Her majesty White Diamond" Calcite took the tablet from his Pearl "That's strange, its been nearly 90 years since she sent me a...HOLY!  PEARL, HAVE THE BATTLE BODY WASHED AND PREP MY SHIP! I'VE GOT A JOB TO DO!"