Thread:I-Ship-Stevidot/@comment-27847292-20160911021548

Soapstone: I'm Soapstone. And today I have...a gem who acts differently than usual.

Wood Opal was scratching herself with her foot

Wood Opal: Wanna kill the diamonds?!

Soap: ...no.

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Soapstone: Basically, she's like a PET. She scratches strangers, is rebellious, and destroys anything she touches.

Wood Opal: VIVA LA REBELLION!

Large wooden daggers flew at White Diamond

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Soapstone: I don't even know what happened to her! She just scratched at my door one day, her diamond was pure dark, and she was dirty and sharp-toothed, like a rabid animal! But when she gave me those puppydog eyes, i couldnt resist bringing her in...

Wood Opal: *treating WD's gem like a chew toy* Im a cannibalistic traitor now!

Soapstone: O_O

Soapstone: ...

Soapstone: ...where's Bixbite when you need her... 