Thread:Agunachopace/@comment-27725096-20160731072338/@comment-27847292-20160808035456

I shall make bored skits of all of them

Green Spinel: Hi guys

Axinite+Cinnabar: Hey.

Green Spinel: ...

Green Spinel: Where are the knives

Axinite and Cinnabar: What?

Green Spinel: Just a habit. Now make out for my pleasure.

Axinite and Cinnabar made out.

Soapstone looked at Bix

Soapstone: Something wrong?

Bixbite: Yeah...Woody just said she was pregnant...I hope she was kidding...

Soapstone: Well, I have good and bad news about that. Which do you wanna hear first?

Bixbite: the good news.

Soapstone: The good news is, Wood Opal's not pregnant.

Bixbite: *sigh of relief* oh thank diamonds...

Soapstone: the bad news is, the REASON she's not pregnant is because...she already gave birth.. *holds up a baby, giggling Fire Opal*

Bisbite: Oh...*holds it* Where's Woody?

Soapstone pointed to Fire

Bixbite: No games. Where's Woody?

Soapstone: She's...gone. She had to sacrifice herself to give birth...

Bixbite: O-oh...

Bixbite looked at the baby

Bixbite: So your Woody now, huh?

The baby giggled

Bixbite's eyes started to tear up, and she suddenly hugged Fire

Bixbite: I'm going to take care of you...

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Blue Spinel: Margy, I just wanted to say, I lo-

Margy: I tried to make out with Soapstone who's thousands of years older than me, I tried making out wit my stepmom who's also thousands of years older than me, and my baby sister!

Blue Spinel: ... *holds up arms and walks away* NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE JUST PLAIN NOPE.