User blog:Burbot019/A Hymn of the Becoming Grebes

I have seen many a user go about their inadequate ways of dining.

No ponds to bathe in. No bread. No constant danger of polar bears or dollars, not like in good ol' Minnefornia.

Your currency is not bread. Instead of actual loons slaving to mine for our version of your 'gold' (which is toast. we have Toast Mines.), instead you mine for things that can burn down our planet.

You associate us ducks with bad doctorisms. You associate loons with crazy people. The local fish here have told me you even associate them with barrels and suspicion, how dare you.

you Horrid Little Apes.