Thread:Burbot019/@comment-33182101-20170927004956/@comment-33182101-20170928005347

Crocodilians are and will never be lizards??? They're archosaurs, so they're more related to BIRDS????????

No, wait, they're not archosaurs. I mean, just because they're part of the archosaur GROUP doesn't mean they're archosaurs, god no.

Humans like to say they're not apes because they want to be important. They associate apes with idiocy and ugliness, so of course they'd say "we're not apes! we're different!!" Like how a little kid won't say a bug is an animal, because bugs are too 'dumb' to be an animal.

You're an ape. A bipedal ape, sure, but still an ape. Biologically, you're not too different from a chimpanzee. Or is that not an ape? I guess not, since it's only in the FAMILY, right?

You're a hominid. You're a hominid, therefore, a 'great ape' as the common name is. Sure, the term 'ape' is technically as informal as 'monkey', since it is also used for the gibbons or 'lesser apes', but hominids are 'great' apes, an ape all the same.