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Why Meadow is Lucky She Doesn't Have Rubellite For a Mom
Meadow: Hey guys! It's u•s•!

Rubellite: *points a gun to Flower's gem on Meadow*

Meadow: R-Rubellite, what are you-

Rubellite: Let my daughter go. NOW.

Meadow: N-no, Rubellite, I d-dont think you understand-

Rubellite: Oh, I do understand, you tricky shigaite. You pretend to be sweet and nice, then you forcibly fuse with a murderous Gem, and everyone blames the murderer for it because of your individual histories...well I won't have any of it...

Meadow: R-rube, i-i s-swear...

Ice: rubie pls

Rubellite: MY DEAR GOD SNOW THIS IS THE WRONG BORED SKIT YOU LITTLE-

Meadow: ... *runs away while Rube is distracted*

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Blue Amber: Awww, does the baby need her bottle?

Copal: I'm NOT a baby!

Blue Amber: Ooh, feisty one! You need a nap! *plays a lullaby on a music box*

Copal: I TOLD YOU I'M...not...a...babshmzlsnglfr...*falls on the floor and sleeps while sucking her thumb*

Blue Amber: *gives Copal a teddy bear and tucks her in bed* Good night...

Sterne: White Ruby, I don't see you that often anymore...is something wrong?

White Ruby: Well Sterne, you see...*turns to her, her eyes hollow, dark, and bloody* I have no eyes...

Sterne: AAAAAAAAAAA

White Ruby: *shape shifts new eyes* Don't worry, I can always shape shift new ones!

Sterne: *sighs of relief*

WR: *eyes fall off like stickers* But then they would just be lies... *goes back to cradling herself*

Sterne: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Cave Pearl: *crying* I cant believe MP left me...

Crystal: Cmon, mom! Get a hold of yourself! You're strong! Maybe you just need to mix and mingle for a bit to help move on!

Cave Pearl: O-okay...yeah! Sure!

Later....
Green Pearl: *opens door* Hello?

CP: *holding a bouquet* Love me

Green Pearl: No. *slams door*

So...
Cave Pearl: *crying*

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Gold: trolololololololololo

Ice: Hey gold wanna go in my pool?

Gold: oh yay I love pools

later

Gold: why is the pool grey

Ice: im am dunno

Gold: *goes in* help ice I got stuck I think this is quick dry cement I can't get out

Ice: golb pls

Chrys: Flower, I-I...I love you...

Flower: Oh Chrysoberyl...Flower is sorry, but she chose Green..

Green: *comes from the back of Flower, trembling, and weakly waves*

Chrys: you mean you chose...HER!? WHY YOU DEFECTIVE-

Green gets scared, and runs away, with Chrys hot on Green's trail

Chrys: IM GOING TO KILL YOU YOU LITTLE SNOT!

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Jackie: freyna what would happen if I told you we're ordering pizza...AT A RESTAURANT.

Freyna: *in a nice, beautiful, red dress* it's a date!~

Jackie: *blushes and nosebleeds*

Freyna: *back to normal* ...what?

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