Thread:I-Ship-Stevidot/@comment-27847292-20160912194433/@comment-27847292-20160916111250

Bored skits

Celes crashed her head on a tree

Celes: where even is I be?

She heard a sizzling, as if something was on fire, and a delicious aroma, like hot food

She followed the smell and saw Pyrite, who was cooking a babirusa

Celes: Well, well, well! If it isn't Tweedledum! Where's Tweedledumber?

Pyrite didn't notice her

Celes: Hey, glitch! Look at me, you ugly clod!

Pyrite looked at her

Celes: you're an idiot of the worst kind. I'm surprised you even exist. golden sapphire is waaaaay better than you. cheating on you and magnetite for him was soooooo worth it. you two were always glass bowls. I hope you both die of the stress I gave you. Hah!

Pyrite looked at her, confused.

She returned to watching the roasting pig

Celes: H-hey!

Wow I wanted to make more but now I don't feel like it