Thread:Periandlapis007/@comment-27847292-20160916133632/@comment-27847292-20160916232802

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Celes from the Crystal Rebellion: You WHAT?

Bored Skit Celes: I cheated on multiple people just to spite them. And I let my kids run away, and for my 1 year olds to have kids and marry!

Celes from CR: ...oh my dear lord do I really become this bad a wife and parent...

Silver slapped Gold

Gold: Hey who are you?

Silver: *crying* YOUR MOTHERFREAKING GIRLFRIEND, YOU GLASSHOLE!

Gold: lol you're not celes

Silver: THAT'S WHY I'M HERE! HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME?! And for my BEST FRIEND?!

Gold: wut who are you again? Silver: Oh my- UGH! You know what...? Can you summon your staff...?

Gold: oh okay *summons it and gives it to Silver*

Silver: Now, let me list the second generation of Pokemon backwards...Crystal, Silver, and...*stabs Gold with the staff of minus* GOLD!

Gold: nuuuuu

Jackie: Okay, Freyna. You, Frost, and i go to an ice cream truck that sells $0.23 for a single scoop, $1.00 for a double scoop, and $2.00 for a triple scoop. We have $4.89 in our pocket. We buy two triple scoops, one for you, and one for me. However, Frost cannot get a triple scoop. Excluding tax, we have approximately $0.89 left. What ice cream can we get for Frost?

Freyna: Hmm...the answer is....

Freyna: We wouldn't have to waste any more money and we could just kill a kid with a triple scoop and give it to Frost so we could all have triple scoops!

Jackie: Correct! Good girl! <D

12gemstopaz: Are you ready kids?

ISS+Lapidot: Aye aye captain!

12gemstopaz I can't hear you!

Frost: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!

Freyna: Ooooh...


 * 🎶Who lives with Freyna inside of the core?🎶


 * 🎶JACKIE THE GEM!🎶


 * 🎶Ruthless and fishy and likes to see gore!🎶


 * 🎶JACKIE THE GEM!🎶


 * 🎶If murderous nonsense be something you hold dear🎶


 * 🎶JACKIE THE GEM!🎶


 * 🎶Then kill your parents with your ice spear!🎶


 * 🎶JACKIE THE GEM!🎶


 * 🎵Jackie the Gem!🎵


 * 🎵Jackie the Gem!🎵


 * 🎵Jackie the Gem!🎵


 * 🎶JACKIEE THE GEEEEM!🎶

Jackie: *plays tail like a flute* 🎼