Thread:Agunachopace/@comment-27725096-20160731072338/@comment-27847292-20160808033133

Here's some things I do when I'm bored:

Celes: I hate you greigite suffer

Magikkyu: ...me and Pyr0 are already dead, dunderbolt.

Wood Opal: I'm in a relationship with Bixbite!

Kyanite: I'm in a relationship with a lieutenant!

Blue Amber *chasing Jet*: SENPAI NOTICE ME!

Frost nudged a pillow

It slept next to Jackie's head

Gold: hey celes?

Celes: yeah?

Gold: what happened to Cave Pearl and Moonstone Pearl?

Celes: idk

Gold: if you say so...

Meanwhile, locked in Celes's basement...

CP+MP: *wearing ragged clothes and chained to the wall* HELP US!

The next morning Frost woke up.

Jackie woke and got up, and pet Frost on the head.

Frost smiled and went back to sleep

Charry: Daisy, snap out of this "Corpse Flower" persona of yours. Its ridiculous.

Corpse punched Charry to a tree

Corpse: Payback. *blows knuckles*

Jet: hey why is this section blank?

Jet: oops

Jet: goddangit.

Frost ate some kibble.

It then ate the next-door neighbor's cat

Wood Opal: Hey Bixbite wanna know a fun fact?

Bizbite: Sure.

Wood Opal: Caterpillars actually have 6 legs.

Wood Opal: Wanna know another one?

Bixbite: Okay.

Wood Opal: Sea scorpions are more closely related to horseshoe crabs than actual scorpions.

Wood Opal: Wanna know one last fun fact?

Bixbite: Spread that wordbutter on my ear breads.

Wood Opal: I'm pregnant.

Bixbite fell out of her chair.

Frost went to an aquarium with Jackie and Freyna

It looked at the polar bears, the whale sharks, and the mackerel icefish for a long time.

Jackie: Freyna why you gotta be so amazing and kind and pure?

Freyna then killed someone

Gold: Hey Celes i-

Celes was making out with Blue Amber

Celes: sorry I found a new love interest *points the bird at Gold*

Blue Amber: heelllp....meeeee...

Bixbite: BZXKRMFNLXYL HOW DID YOU GET PREGNANT

Wood Opal: Well, when a mommy gem, and a mommy gem, love each other very much...*does the hand thing that peridot did when trying to say what's wrong with garnet*

Bizbite: BXJCKDMWKQEHDBSMZ

Morning Flower: There is no god

Morning Flower: ONLY PORIDIDODO

((Okay so before Lapidot accuses me of hating her for the 666th time in a row, I'd just like to say that in some characters, some of their traits get flanderized, even of its not a personality trait (e.g., Daisy becoming multiple plants due to her name). In this one, Celes is 99.999% OOC. While the canon celestite apparently cheats for self-confidence, this Celes is ALREADY extremely self-confident, egotistical, and cocky, only cheating to spite others she's already in a romantic relationship with. I'm not implying that this is what I think of Celes. Its just a thing I did for fun om.))