User blog:Deyvan Salez/Deyvan self inserts part 2

“..WELL CRAP.”, Deyvan- Wait, why was I referring to myself in the third person? You all know that i’m the creator of pretty much everything in the entire DAMN world. Whatever.. Hey, I was wondering, when Pearl dreamt it was kind of weird... OH YEAH! I’ll make an explanation for it! ZACHYVAN AKA MY PAST SELF, COME INSIDE!!

SUDDEN POV CHANGE

“...So, you’re introducing a Homestuck thing in to Steven Universe..”, Zachyvan said to Deyvan. He did a thumbs up and said, “Not only does it explain why Pearl dreamt about weird things, it doubles as a Homestuck reference!”, Deyvan said with pride in his idea. Zachyvan yawned. “Homestuck is SO boring, I don’t see how ANYONE gets past the first act.”, “Wait. YOU SKIPPED THE FIRST INTERMISSION DID YOU!?!”, Deyvan suddenly grew in size and produced an imaginary copy. “Yes, yes I did.”, Zachyvan said.

Suddenly, every dream bubble created by Deyvan disappears, and Deyvan manipulates space to shrink Zachyvan, stabbing him with a butterfly knife, and growing him back. “That’s all of that cleaned up.”, Deyvan said. He snapped his fingers and created 1025 dream bubbles. “Yet another Homestuck reference. Oh well!”

Deyvan left the room to check on the Dream Bubbles. Suddenly, something weird happened to Zachyvan’s body.

(this video does it better than any of my descriptions https://youtu.be/OtKGP6dSunU)

Deyvan turned back, and noticed Lord English. “...Oh gog.”, he said to himself.”

TO BE CONTINUED IN GEMSTUCK