Thread:Silkworm Bot/@comment-30385427-20170429034014

((Note: the order im listing them in does not mean anything))

Space (Mankey)


This Pokemon is one of the stronger of my team. Caught at Route 22, it finally grew to level 9 not too long ago and now it knows LOW KICK, which, I can tell you, is beast at this point. Rattata? Get kick'd. Pidgey? Get kick'd. Caterpie? Get kick'd. Arceus? Get-slamjamalamin'-KICK'D, mewthertrainer.

Nothing (Butterfree)


I don't even know what happened. I don't even hate or even dislike Metapod or Butterfree (in fact, ever since I read Petty's Nuzlocke, I love them), not even underleveled Metapod that only know HARDEN, but something about this just clicking. Maybe it was the name, Nothing, that I originally named because I thought the trainer would be slightly edgy. Maybe it was because Metapod don't do anything, leaving a lot of imagination as to what they think about. Maybe it was both. I don't know. What I do know is that this personality makes me love this little edgy and most likely suicidal lepidoteran.

...hm? I'm supposed to judge it based off it's usefulness. Oh, right. It's actually really strong!

Woodrow (Rattata)


Okay, so at this point now I want to rate Pokemon by their usefulness AND personality sO-

Okay, as for Woodrow in usefulness, surprisingly (for me) Woodrow is GREATLY strong, and has a pretty grand Quick Attack, which at least halved the Pokemon I fought them against.

Okay, before I start, I just want y'all to know that, like Nothing's personality to themself, Woodrow's name is PERFECT for a Rattata in my opinion. I don't know why. I know it's partially because of woodrats, but even then they are EXTREMELY pale in comparison to the grand name that is Woodrow.

The name Woodrow for Rattata is god for me. Name your female Rattata after it. Name your Alolan Rattata after it. Name your RATICATE after it for all I care

WELLLL MOOOOOVING OOONNN

I have known for a long time that Pokemon are basically GENDERLESS in Gen 1 (with the exclusion of the Nido lines), but I feel like out of all 151 Pokemon in the Yellow game, Woodrow is going to be my nonbinaryest. I'm sure I'll transfer this team to Gen VII at some point, but even if Woodrow has a male/female gender, this is what I will ALWAYS answer to if Woodrow is a boy or girl. Woodrow is Woodrow. There is nothing more to this conversation.

Manumea (Pidgey)


The first Pokemon I caught! It's adequate in battle mostly, but it's typical for a Pidgey. And yes, I named it after an endangered pigeon. Spheal with it.

When speaking, it makes a general "coo" noise...but since None can read their thoughts like a Garfield strip for some reason, she knows how that Pidgey r e a l l y is. Contradictory, prone to making out-of-place Pokemon puns for some reason, and very forgetful. They're pretty much a ridiculous birb, and I wouldn't have my little tweeter any other way.

Empty (Pikachu)


...Okay, yes, that was more them before than now, but still.

Here they are, my little starter, Empty! A pretty strong Pika, if I do say so myself, and a cool little bean. Yes, I know, Pikachu isn't well-liked anymore due to it's popularity, but popularity doesn't bother me. I l i k e it. If I didn't, I wouldn't have gotten Yellow in the first place.

A sweet-and-sour mouse, this Pikachu knows the difference between a playfight and war. They dislike Raichu (due to a traumatic childhood experience) and rather enjoy being themself. Also, they want to know Pay Day as much as None wants to teach it to them.

Very much. 