Thread:I-Ship-Stevidot/@comment-27847292-20161001011120

Sterne vs. the Forces of Homonyms
Blue: If you could have anything in the world right now, want would it be?

Sterne: You...

Blue: ...why would you want a sheep?

Sterne: No! Not ewe! You!

Blue: Why do you want a TREE?

Sterne: Not yew! YOU!

Blue: ...you want a letter of the alphabet?

Sterne *internally*: ''((Could you cry just a little? Lie just a little? Pretend you're feling a littl more pain?))''

Felis Silvest-Chrys
Flower: Chrysoberyl...Flower believes your cat ears are taking ovr your entire personality...

Chrys: What? Why do you say that?

Flower: You chase and eat mice, you claw on Allura's things, you chase laser pointers, and 1 minute ago you were purring on Flower's legs!

Chrys: *clawing at curtains* ...I hate Mondays.

Chocolate with Pearls
Chocolate Pearl: Remember, Cave Pearl, flatter the Emerald's Pearl! Make her feel good!

Cave Pearl: *knocks on Emerald's palace*

Green Pearl: Hello?

Cave: I love you...

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Green: ... *slams door*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Chocolate: ...maybe we should try a more, "subtle" approach.

Queen of Tired
<p style="font-weight:normal;">Rubellite: Once I get all humans (and muskdeer) to bow down to me, the Earth will be MINE! *maniacal laughter*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Human: hey, you know the time?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Rubellite: PREPARE TO DIE! *uses weapon on human*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">But, it had no effect!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Human: wow r00d. you know i could get you in jail 4 attempted murder, right?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Rube: Oh please. No jail can hold ME!

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> later, behind a gem destabilization cell...

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Rube: ...I hate humans.

Chemical Reaction
<p style="font-weight:normal;">Blue: Hey, Sterne!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Sterne: *sighs* what is it now, Blue?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Blue: What's Snow's favorite chemical composition?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Sterne: What?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Blue: RuBeLiTe

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Sterne: ...pfffffft *starts laughing

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Ice: bluu ambru pls favorite chemical composition is CaCo 3

Dat Foosin
<p style="font-weight:normal;">White Ruby: I wonder what would happen if I fused with a Sapphire...HEY, CORINDON!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Corindon Hyalin: wut?

<p style="font-weight:normal;">White: Fuse with me!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Corindon: k. lel.

<p style="font-weight:normal;"> *fuses into a meme-duck*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Fusion: evrytin went betr then eckspectd.

<p style="font-weight:normal;">==Tell Flora I Love Her==

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Flower: *singing* As they pulled him thru the twisted wreck, with a dying breath, they heard him say:

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Flower: Tell Laura I love her!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Flower: Tell Laura, I need her!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Flower: Tell Laura not to-

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Chrys: *pulls Flower from the collar* WHO IS THOS "LAURA" PERSON?!

<p style="font-weight:normal;">==A Day in the life of Pink Pearl==

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Pink Pearl: ..

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Pink Pearl: *sips coffee*

<p style="font-weight:normal;">Pink Pearl: my life is meaningless...

<p style="font-weight:normal;">         *laugh track* <ac_metadata title="Another Message from I-Ship-Stevidot"> </ac_metadata>