Thread:12gemstopaz/@comment-27847292-20160814231018/@comment-26710532-20160910232039

I-Ship-Stevidot wrote: Greigite: Celestite, I need you to tell me the truth. Do you, or do you not, love me?

Celes: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH no.

Years later...

Jorogumo: Hello there Celestite!~ What a pleasure to meet you!~

Celes: huh? Who are you? You look like my wife, if she was actually beautiful! hahahUhwkzkiwksnzijwjnchf!

Jorogumo: My name's Jorogumo!~ Do you want to be my wife?~

Celes: meh, since I only went with gold to spite greigite, sure.

Jorogumo: Good girl...

Kyanite opened the door to their house, a few centuries after their marriage.

Kyanite: ''Joro? Hello? Where's Celestite? I haven't seen her in years and-''

She looked up, and looked scared

Kyanite: Oh god...oh no...oh god...

Celes, along with many other gems, were tied up in silk, in a gigantic spider web. They...they were dead...

The door closed suddenly behind Kyanite, leaving her in the dark, lightless room.

"The itsy-bitsy spider went up the water spout~"

Kyanite summoned her weapon

Kyanite: WHO'S THERE?!

"Down came the rain, and washed the spider out~"

Kyanite gulped and walked a bit backwards, bumping into...a thin crystal

"Up came the sun, and the spider climbed to its web..."

Kyanite: Nononono...

She was being wrapped in a tight, inescapable silk capsule, in which she couldn't move

"And the tiny spider's prey...was never seen again..."

Jorogumo drained Kyanite of anything that would allow living...

Freyna: Jackie, I had a bad dream. Can you sleep with me?~

Jackie: freyna

Freyna: Oops, I didn't have pants for a screenshot! Good thing that was just an error!~

Jackie: freyna

Freyna: Let me put on some whale sounds to help us sleep!~ *puts on romantic music on a radio* Oops! Silly me! Guess we'll have to sleep with that!~

Jackie: freyna the subtlety is lost on you

Gold: hey I stole your girl

Jorogumo: hey I stole your life

She stabbed Gold with a crystal

Rhody: Momma do you love me?

YT: Of course sweetheart!

Rhody: what if I told you I did something bad?

YT: Aw, what happened?

Rhody: a mean bully was hitting me at school, so I buried him 666 feet underground to pay for his sins.

YT: Aw, its okay

YT: I would've done the same thing if I saw him bullying you.

i don't know wha to give but thanx!