User blog:Marshiitake/A Dayin the lives of Hareball and Terri

nothing to do with SU, just my Pearl nuzlocke.

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"Okay, Terri!," screamed the cowardly and Impish Buneary, rubbing her paws together. "Tonight, we shall strike the world when it least suspects it! Tonight, we shall...RULE THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"

"?," questioned the unwilling Zubat, who had no interest in ruling her breakfast, much less the world. She went along with being the rabbit's 'henchbat' anyway, as she was not hesitant to play with Pokémon.

"It's nighttime, correct?," asked Hareball. "Well, as everyone knows, during nighttime, those dirty people are asleep! We shall strike into the Pokémon league, hack into their tech, and, while they sleep soundly on their beds, write in that WE own the world! It's GENIUS! MWAHAHAHAH!"

If Terri Puss had eyes, she'd roll them. Instead, she simply looked around, reminding Hareball that they were in Eterna Forest, no where near the Pokémon.

"Hm, you're right...I know! You can fly us there!," the rabbit yelled, jumping on Terri, who sighed.

A new BADGE is required!

"Darn," Hareball snapped her fingers. "What if...no...if...maybe..."

The formerly eusocial ball of hare paced back and forth as she tried creating a new plan, lasting till the sun started to rise.

"Well... *yawn* ...maybe...tomorrow...," yawned Hareball drowsily, as she literally fell asleep, snoring loudly.

Terri smiled, in spite of what had happened, and slept on a low-hanging branch right next to her.