Thread:Brother Greg/@comment-26268426-20181130000715

(I imagined this after beating Hyness from Kirby Star Allies)

Morganite: “Alright Sir Greg. I think this worked. The Maveleo Filth has been cleansed from this scepter!”

Greg: “Not yet young Morgan.”

Marine: “CAPTAIN WHAT IS THAT?”


 * An Officiant of doom is in front of a shrine. He seemed to have a barrier raised, as seen how a new Marine (1 year of service) tried running into it only to have gone SPLAT against it causing a THUNK sound. The Officiant turns to face the marines.

Officiant of doom: “You have slain my brethren. Shall I perish too? Shall I let the Maveleo Clan fall into oblivion?”

Morganite: “I think you should!”

Greg: “Agreed.”

Officiant of doom: “No. NO! Nononononononononono! NOOO I SAY!”

Morganite: “Were you listening to a single word we said?”

Morganite: “NOPE. You’re not motor mouthing us.”
 * The Officiant of doom takes a deep breath.


 * Morganite shoots a slowing pellet. His speech is slower

Officiant of doom: “We are masters of a power banished to the lost reaches of a dark, dimensional prison! We have but one goal, and as you possibly fathom how dearly we have clung to this dream across the aeons?”

Morganite: "We don’t even know what it is. Though Savien wants all the ladies."

Officiant of doom: “How could you? You couldn’t! Never ever EVER! We once faced those who were in such fear of our power that they sealed us away to a bleak, distant dimension! US!”

Greg: “If you are talking about chaos, they view you as garbage.”

Morganite: “It was likely the Ithytria Clan because of territorial dispute. Or it was our Light Gods who wanted to keep the abominations out.”

Officiant of doom: “As if that loveliness wasn’t enough, Shutaru, Tzeench, Nurgle, Slaanesh and Khorne agreed to try and erase us from the face of history!”

Greg: “Chaos gods and…what is a Shutaru?”

Morganite: “Ithytria Clan’s eldest demon lord. There were others in line, but Shutaru being the oldest had authority.”

Officiant of doom: “Only through our shadow arts were we able to grow strong! The power of the Warp Immaterium, regardless of who used it, set us free! Only through our power have we had an influence on the people too this realm, yet you view us as worthless? This shall not stand! It won’t be forgiven! It won’t be forgotten! NEVER EVER EVER!”

Morganite: “Looks like the Dark Gods plan has failed.”

Officiant of doom: “THOSE WHO CALLED US MAD, ARE YOU LISTENING?”

Greg: “Most people who call you mad are listening.”

Morganite: “I think they were reasonable in calling you mad. His madness I think puts Akzantaz to shame.”

Officiant of doom: “You left us in a dimension to barely scrape by when you were on your merry way probably living somewhere Pretty and Peaceful!”

Greg: “The realm of chaos is neither one of those things and they are caught in eternal war! The emperor and his light guides us in our quest to purge them!”

Morganite: “The only people who fit the conditions are Marshmalians but I don’t think they knew about the Maveleo Clan.”

Officiant of doom: “BUT KNOW THIS! Your future is a FARCE!”

Greg: “FARCE?”

Officiant of doom: “You have none! We, masters of a matter lurking in the shadows, vow to be restored, as foretold in the book of legend, which everyone thought was some fairy tale! IT WASN’T!”

Greg: “Highly insulting! You have-.”

Morganite: “Sir Greg I don’t think he is sane enough to care about the hundred or so laws he broke in the Lex Imperialis.”

Officiant of doom: “I have already collected the artifacts required to allow another First Class Daemon to enter!”

Greg: “I have faced much more dangerous foes.”

Officiant of doom: “And she will cross over and commend all of our efforts and even help cousin Akzantaz with our secrets!”

Morganite: “That man is almost as insane as you are!”

Officiant of doom: “Now the time for her greatness to enter our world has come! Welcome to a new history! A new age! The age of awesome! HAPPY WELCOMING, SHADOW LORD! HAPPY-."


 * Akzantaz comes out from behind the shrine.

Akzantaz: "SHUT UP YOU MOTORMOUTHED PIECE OF GARBAGE!"


 * Akzantaz beats the officiant of doom to a bloody pulp. And then squeezes out every last drop of whatever blood was in said bloody pulp. While laughing like a maniac.

Akzantaz: "NO MORE MOTORMOUTH TORTURE. NO MORE OF YOUR NONSENSE! YOUR BLOOD SHALL SATISFY THE BLOOD GOD AHAHAHAHAH!"

Morganite: "Officiant is dead. Prepare to fire in 3...2...1!"


 * The barrier is down and Akzantaz gets destroyed by all manner of firepower. 