Thread:Aptos/@comment-27847292-20160518182322

Person: From henceforth, red corundum is called ruby!

Other Person: And what will all these other forms of corundum be called?

Person: *looks at all those forms of corundum* Uh...ummm...SAPPHIRES! THEY ARE ALL SAPPHIRES!

Other Person: Even padparascha?

Person: ESPECIALLY PADPARASCHA! 