Board Thread:Voting/@comment-28792791-20160215233707/@comment-26586720-20160219050840

Coral: Oh, then why didn't you say so? Please take a seat, I'll instruct you on everything you MUST know:

~A long exposition about the last 8 centuries' juiciest gem-celebrity gossip~....~Some updates on the Earth's state~ ...So, as you can see, the colony's been finished. Of course, the destruction of the Spire was a bit of a setback, but we managed to complete it in time by....~Technical stuff no-one cares about~.... ~Irrelevant details about her own life since he left~... Aaand that's pretty much how you play the game I invented...

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... So, I think I told you everything I know. Any questions?