Thread:CrazyForLapidot/@comment-27007365-20160530161213/@comment-27847292-20160602220648

Some NON-GOTH related stuff, because i think Crazy would hate me if I did more XD

Instead, have some "if-Celes-kissing-random-things-was-taken-seriously-in-this-skit" stuff

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Greigite: I love you Celes...*hugs Celes*

Celes: uh-huh mk. Oh look a random thing.

A random gem walked by

Celes kissed them

Greigite: And I wonder why I do.

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Greigite: Yknow what, Celes, I'm tired of this!

Celes *kissing Gold*: Tired of what?

Greigite: THIS! You taking me for granted and kissing other gems!

Celes *kissing Jet*: Why? What's wrong with EITHER of those?

Greigite: UGH! I'm going out for a bit. *storms out house*

Random Guy: Hey, baby. Wanna drink?

Greigite: I'm married. Go away.

The man walked away, and a woman walked up to Greigite

Woman: OMG I'm SOOOOOO sorry for my brother! He's so rude! He takes everything for granted!

Greigite: Its otay. I have a wife who has an affair with every thing on this planet.

Woman: Oh, I'm so sorry! I'm...Jessica, by the way, but my friends call me Jerry for some reason *laughs*

Greigite: Nice to meet you Jerry. I'm a fusion. *smiles*

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A few months later...

Celes: Man, where can Greigite be? She hasn't been here for months....I guess I really blew it, huh?

Charry: Celes, no offense but...yes, you did. You REALLY messed it up.

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During this...

Greigite: Thanks for letting me stay with you, Jerr. Its really a loadoff...

Jerry: No prob, Greigite.

The elevator their in breaks down

Greigite: Oh dear...

Jerry: Well, if we're stuck here, what do we do?

Greigite smiled

Greigite: What Celes has been doing to me for months...have a crush on someone other than my wife. *kisses Jerry*

Jerry didn't object. She blushed and kissed back.

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Even more months later...

Celes: GREIGITE! WHY DID YOU LEAVE?! IM SORRY! IM SORRY! IM SORRRRRYYYY!

Charry: Its otay Celes...

Celes: I did this. I killed our relationship. She must've left me and...*cries*

Celes went out of the house, and saw Jerry carrying a baby

Celes: Oh what a cute baby...is she a hybrid? She has 2 gems...

Jerry: Yep, she is. She had two other parents: a Magnetite and a Pyrite. We fell in love, because the fusion had about it with her wife, and...she sacrificed both gems so she wouldn't have to see her again. Wanna hold her? Her names Rosaline.

Celes, now teary eyed, said "Yes" and was given the baby. She looked at the baby's face.

Celes: I'm sorry, Greigite...

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Luckily, those Celes skits aren't taken seriously so this isn't canon even in my skits.

/me weeps in a corner