Board Thread:Roleplay/@comment-26020216-20181004134156/@comment-26268426-20181004213750

Morganite: “Dude is trying to sleep!”

Clippy: “That’s inconvenient. I was going to do the same thing to him as his girlfriend.”

Morganite: “Girlfriend?”

Clippy: “The witch.”

Morganite: “UGH. Nick and Gina. Not a thing.”

Clippy: “Fine.”

Morganite: “Can we clobber you tomorrow, demon?”

Clippy: “No! I have to feed tomorrow! Also call me Clippy.”

Morganite: “Feed?”

Clippy: “You don’t know, It’s the only time I have to eat something.”

Morganite: “What’s so inconvenient about breakfast?”

Clippy: “Because my breakfast is either the blood of living creatures that bleed or the light core of gems.”

Morganite: “Go drink an animal.”

Clippy: “Oh that’s not how it works. My feeding can’t be satisfied by that. It has to be human, or something of that nature and power! I best be going, breakfast plans!”


 * Clippy vanishes.