Thread:Brother Greg/@comment-26268426-20181009213213

(Ok this is a thought where Morganite, Gina, and Brother Greg experiment using many ways to kill Akzantaz. I personally found it somewhat funny.)

Morganite’s kill
*Gina and Brother Greg of Dark Angels come running with some backup.
 * Morganite is battling Akzantaz.

Gina: “He’s here!”

BGoDA: “WHAT?”


 * Akzantaz’s head rolls.

Morganite: “I beat him! Though he was tough.”

Gina: “He’s going to come back some time.

Morganite: “But I wonder how? I’d like to experiment using multiple ways to kill him!”

BGoDA: “I don’t know if that is a good idea. Chaos Berserkers like him will become aware of it.”

Morganite: “Come on, it’s worth a shot!”

BGoDA: “Fine. Acknowledged.”

Morganite: “YAAAY!”

Idea 1

 * Akzantaz portals in.

Akzantaz: “AHAH!”

Morganite: “TARGET IS IN POSITION FIRE!”


 * Agency firing squad shoots a copious amount of bullets. Akzantaz is still standing.

Akzantaz: “FOOLISH! YOU THOUGHT THAT WOULD WORK?”

Morganite: “SECONDARY SHOT NOW!”


 * Many Marines and Agency firing squad shoot with bolter guns. Akzantaz is in multiple pieces.


 * Morganite checks “Death by firing squad” under Fail and “Death by Bolter squad” is checked under Yes.

Idea 2

 * Morganite, Gina, and BGoDA are cloaked.

Akzantaz: “No men. This should be easy. BLOOD FOR KHORNE!”


 * Akzantaz is hit with a knife. It just bounces off harmlessly.

Akzantaz: “What was that?”


 * Akzantaz turns around and then is cleaved in half with a falling giant sword.


 * Morganite checks yes under “Giant Sword Trap”

Idea 3

 * Akzantaz warps in.

Akzantaz: “Is this another one of your tricks because I WILL KILL YOU AND LET YOUR BLOOD SPILL ALL OVER-.”


 * Akzantaz is barraged with orange flames.


 * He is still standing.

Akzantaz: “What were you trying to accomplish-?”


 * Marius turns blue and blasts Akzantaz with blue fire, causing major burns.

*Marius then turns white and uses white flames to melt Akzantaz.
 * Akzantaz goes into insanity mode.


 * Morganite checks the options of fire. Orange = Fail. Blue = Injury. White = Yes.

Idea 4
*Akzantaz sticks his hand through the portal…in front of a BGoDA in a church full of people.


 * Everyone says a prayer that closes the portal as half of Akzantaz’s torso comes through he is cut in half by the portal closing on him.


 * Morganite checks the list of “Portal failure”

Idea 5

 * Cloaking again.


 * Clippy appears, clearly hungry.

Clippy: “Coast is clear. Just a blood bag labeled ‘Apology gift’. I think it has enough for your god.”


 * Akzantaz warps in.

Akzantaz: “GIMME GIMME GIMME!”


 * Clippy holds him back.

Clippy: “No way! I need to feed or else I’m gonna die!”

Akzantaz: “THIS BLOOD IS FOR KHORNE!”

Clippy: “THIS IS WHY I HATE KHORNISH BEINGS! I’M GONNA EAT YOU!”


 * Gina covers Morganite’s eyes as some rather violent infighting between Akzantaz and Clippy. Ultimately, Clippy ends up eating some of Akzantaz’s blood, gains his strength back, and then eats half of Akzantaz’s body, not touching the Geneseed organ. Clippy then spits it up.

Clippy: “Ugh! Those taste terrible! And I’m still hungry.”


 * Clippy drinks the blood bag.


 * Morganite checks off “Hangry Clippy” as yes.

Other Ideas

 * Akzantaz jumps out of his portal too quickly and into a pool of holy water. He then flails around and then drowns. Listed as “Not looking before you leap” Status: Yes.


 * Rainbow firing squad 500 (50 rainbow guns). Status: Yes.


 * Actual holy Crap. Status: Fail.


 * Freezing his armor and then him. Status: Yes.


 * Lightning. Status: Yes.


 * Emotional pain was crossed out for obvious reasons.


 * Angering Death. Status: Yes. 