Thread:CrazyForLapidot/@comment-27847292-20160605131130/@comment-27847292-20160605170735

Kid: Hey! Im Chestermanite! *flaps wings like a bird* And if you hit me, I'll cut you! *holds out a clipboard; several weapons come out of it*

Soddyite: AH! HES GOTTA SWISS ARMY CLIPBOARD!