User blog:Marshiitake/How Can I Compete with Diamonds?

"LEAVE IT, PINK!"

Pink stuck her tongue out at Yellow as she grabbed a human from the ground, which wriggled in her hand.

"Woah! It feels so weeeiird!," Pink laughed childishly as the thing squirmed in fear. "Can I keep it?"

"No! It's ORGANIC! It could get you sick!," Yellow Diamond huffed, crossing her arms. "Put it back down!"

"Oh, come on!," the smaller Diamond cried, squeezing the strange primate between her fingers. "You have an old terrarium you never use anymore! I'm sure I could-"

They both heard a popping noise, and Pink looked at her bloody fingers. "Woops..."

"Honestly, I'm starting to think you'd be worse for them than vice versa...," Yellow sighed. "Listen, Pink..."

Pink stared at her with saddened puppy dog eyes, surprising Yellow. The more mature Diamond sighed, squeezing the bridge between her eyes.

"...fine...," sighed Yellow, defeated. "You can use my old terrarium for your organics, whatever."

"Yesss!," she yelled, finally victorious. She jumped up and down in joy, until...

"Oh...," Pink looked down, seeing the small red stains on her foot.

"...maybe you should stick to collecting inanimate Gems."