Thread:CrazyForLapidot/@comment-27007365-20160530161213/@comment-27847292-20160602201428

Yay!

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Celes: hey greigite I got a harecutt whdayya thin?

Greigite: I thin it grate!

Celes: lol jk I dunt car wut u thin. I'm divorcing u. that y I cut hare, 4 nu d8.

Greigite: wha-?

Celes: I leev u 4 rhodolite, the smexy nu foosin.

Greigite: but rhodolite is the fusion of Charry, your DAUGHTER, and Topaz! Both are underage!

Celes: lol I dunt car *flicks hair* betr then u

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Charry: dazey most of our skits involving you have something to do with your name and plants. Let's do something...original.

Daisy: otay

Daisy turned into a mushroom

Charry: dazey plz

Topaz: margy y u back. y u hug charry

Margy: BC I luv & mis hur. Charry wil u b my gurldfrend again

Charry and Topaz shot Margy repeatedly with pistols

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C: I liek singing!

Crystal: I liek dancing!

Viv: I liek tranes

A speeding train made of clipboards hit Viv

CP: MP THERES AN EMERGENCY!

MP: yes my bootiful wife?

MP started making out with CP.

In the baby's room, everything was on fire and the babies were crying

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Blue Amber: jet I luv u

Celes: bloo ambur I dunt think jet luvs u back

Blue Amber: I no...

Celes: i gave u advice. kiss me nou

190000000 years from now...

A Robotic, Futuristic Lab Descendant: Let us be the 1st to make peace between our people and end the 19000000000000 year feud.

A Robotic, Futuristic Hope Descendant: Yes, we must! But first, turn 'round.

A Robotic, Futuristic Lab Descendant turns around.

ARFLD: I have. But why?

ARFHD kicked ARFLD off the table

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Trona: r u a cat?

Hope: shurr, y?

Trona: oh so u can't b gurlfrend, it against law

Hope: nuuuuuuu me & may big meowth.

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Jackie: freyna your awesome

FR: ik

Jackie: gud

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Greigite: Celest, you can't be serious about this! Don't leave me! Please! I love you!

Celes: And I don't care about you. Go die somewhere. *slams door shut*

Greigite cried

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Dangit, I forgot to make that last one funny.