Thread:12gemstopaz/@comment-27847292-20160814231018/@comment-27007365-20160909013355

(lol!!!!Stevi stop being a good writer!!!!!!)

Celestite:*whem she's like 14*Ugh,I have to make a cake for a project and the teachers supposed to taste it..I hate him...Wait...Hehehehh...


 * The next day*

Celestite:I put dog poop and worms in this cake sir!!!Did you like it?

Teacher:*is throwing up*

Celestite:I'm so happy you think so!!!

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Jonathan kicks down a door."I CHIME IN WITH A HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF-!CLOSING THE DOOR !!NO!!

Celestite:Jonathan get out and never let me hear you sing again,You have the voice of a dying chicken

Jonathan:But I wanna be like charry!!!BUT WORSE!!!*tuns out side*SATAN MY LORDE!!

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Catty:*wathes lion king*Liger if I ever see you dating our child I'll be dancing on your grave.

Liger:But that's how prides work!!!You date your family then breed!!

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Celestites parenting-

Celestite:Yeah sure Margy!!You can date at two years old!!!

Aquas parenting-

Aqua:You're not allowed to date till you get married!!!

Liz:But I can't get married unless I date!!!

Aqua:Exactly!!!!

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Gold has a dream absolutely Celestite cheating on him again...He wakes up and notices Celestites gone,He cries and yells out."CELESTITE YOU SLUT!!!"

Celestite walks in."I was only getting a chocolate bar!!*cries as she hugs Via*

Via:We all know that you went to game night without him again.

Gold:Even worse.

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Celestite then-*as the bomb drops she squirms to escapes Greigitee grasp*Please I don't wanna die!!!!!I love you but even if I die I won't be happy!!!!!

Celestite now-I wish I listened.......I wish I died with her...