User blog:Silkworm Bot/"Frostbite & Collapse" in a Nut's Hell

tooBEGINNING THEME

I'm Usagi the Sailor Moon

Got me powers from Luna-kun

I win every fight

Thanks to the powers of moonlight

I'm Usagi the Sailor Moon!

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Once upon a time...

A cat was playing around with catnip, but The Dormouse told it no, and with it's friend The Canary they thoughtlessly mocked it, so the cat ate them both. Then, a tin can fell on the floor.

Meanwhile, a plank of bamboo wood, a cup of lemonade, and a horseshoe magnet kidnapped and murdered millions.

But back where we were, the cat smacked the tin can, showing a rock, a yellow omnipresent trapezoid, and an ice cube, so she smacked the rock into the ocean. The ice suddenly came alive, and said, "Eh, it's a livin'!"

The cat, seeing this, screamed, and smacked the ice cube into the sun, making it smile and say, "Yes! I can fine'ly diah!"

And the yellow, infinite, cosmic, godly, godly, small, and colossal trapezoid? Well, no one paid attention to it.

Which helped it destroy any and all universes and zones.

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ENDING THEME

I win every fight

Thanks to the powers of moonlight

''I'm Usagi the Sailor Moon!